A Baby For Me? No Thank You, Please!

In this hilariously revealing solo show, Bailey Swilley agonizes over the parenthood decision, finding the answer (literally) inside of her. A Baby For Me? No Thank You, Please!(Solo Show)Sunday, October 18th, 2026Doors 7:10PM // Show 7:30PM$15 Pre-sale // $20 Day of**Lineup subject to change**Late Arrivals will be turned away 20 minutes after scheduled event start.No Refunds or Exchanges. Tickets are Not Eligible for Resale and Resold Tickets Will Not Be Valid for Entry.For the protection of our audiences we reserve the right to refuse service.When everyone in her life pressured Bailey to have a baby, she spent a lot of time questioning, researching, and agonizing over what was wrong with her—until she found the answer, inside her guts—at the gyno’s office. This solo comedy explores what it means to sift through the gunk and finally trust your inner voice! Bailey Swilley (Writer/Performer) is a Brooklyn-based comedian whose stories have been featured on RISK!, Story Collider, and more. She is a Moth StorySLAM winner and her solo shows, Gimme a Sign! and Don’t Tell Our Bosses, were both critically acclaimed at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Bailey is the host of the monthly story hour, We Love a Theme, at Pete’s Candy Store. Follow her @heybailay. Desmond Thorne (Director) founded the independent sketch comedy group Nerds on Fire in 2013, where he got his start writing, directing, and acting in sketch comedy. In 2014, he joined the one of first BoogieManja sketch teams, Allison Janney, as an actor. He later directed four BoogieManja teams, was a member of the Directing Fellowship at the Magnet Theater and taught an Acting for Sketch class at the Magnet as well. He is also a Film Programmer at Nitehawk Cinema and a filmmaker. Follow him @desmondthorne.